A woman has no time to get sick! Because of work, family, husband, children, and pets… she simply doesn’t have time for it. When a woman gets sick, all she can say is, ‘Honey, I’ll be better tomorrow!’ And the next morning, she’ll be a real Wonder Mom and Kitchen Avenger again.
As for men, if they just sneeze or have a runny nose, they immediately lie down in bed as if suffering from a severe illness. A woman captured perfectly how men get sick in a humorous poem. AdmiGram.com admires her talent in portraying all the ‘hardships and trials of a sick man.’
The funniest poem about how men get sick
On the crumpled, snowy sheet he lies,
With a face so worn, ashen, and wise,
Like a victim of a fever’s cruel guise,
Knees against the wall, where his strength denies.
He groans and sighs, as if in labor’s throes,
The thermometer trembles, the fever grows,
All the suffering, the torment he knows,
Frozen within his narrowed, weary eyes.
From his trembling chin, froth begins to pour,
He whispers, plaintive, timid, and sore,
‘How will you manage?’ he says once more,
In the quiet room, emotions soar.
Conversations hushed, in the dim light’s play,
A nightlight’s glow, keeps darkness at bay,
Drawn are the curtains, to end the day,
His fever, reads just ninety-nine today!
