ALF is a hilariously timeless sitcom beloved by the grandparents and parents of today’s generation. This 102-episode comedy series was so popular it aired in nearly 100 countries around the world. Adults and kids alike fell in love with the charmingly greedy, sarcastic, and curious alien who crash-landed into the Tanner family’s home and hearts.
What made ALF so endearing? His self-confidence, endless curiosity, and knack for trouble. He loved cats (in a culinary sense), but his intentions were always good, his heart open, and his humor unmatched. AdmiGram.com revisits 20 of ALF’s funniest and most bizarre quotes that prove this alien was truly out of this world!
20 out-of-this-world hilarious quotes from ALF
You hear all kinds of things when you’re crawling under someone’s window.
Let’s eat first, and then you can be friendly.
Like my old skeelball coach used to say: ‘Find something you’re not good at, and then don’t do it.’
Some guy called me a snitch just because I turned him in to the police.
What do we have here?
Twice-baked pork.
More like twice-eaten pork.
Twice-baked pork.
More like twice-eaten pork.
Which tea do you prefer, herbal or regular?
I prefer scotch.
I prefer scotch.
All mushrooms are edible, but some only once.
Wow, you point out one hole in someone’s worldview, and they take it personally.
You shouldn’t move like that in chess, Willie!
Why not?
Because I’m losing!
Why not?
Because I’m losing!
I’m so tired, I’m blinking in slow motion.
Maybe you shouldn’t blow-dry your hair so much — it’s scattering your thoughts.
Is it just me, or is there some tension in the room?
A family is kind of like a herd, only smaller.
I noticed you’re always fixing something, Willie.
That’s because you’re always breaking something, ALF.
Good thing our hobbies complement each other!
That’s because you’re always breaking something, ALF.
Good thing our hobbies complement each other!
ALF, it’s a puzzle.
It’s broken.
That’s the point, ALF. You’re supposed to put it together.
Why? I didn’t break it.
It’s broken.
That’s the point, ALF. You’re supposed to put it together.
Why? I didn’t break it.
ALF, how do you know when the popcorn’s ready?
When the fire department gets here.
When the fire department gets here.
image on top: ALF (TV series) / NBC
