20 ’90s Pleasures That Modern Kids Won’t Understand

20 '90s Pleasures That Modern Kids Won't Understand

Someone once said that happiness lies in the simplest things, and you truly grasp those words when reminiscing about your childhood. Seriously, today’s kids will never understand the sheer joy of being ’90s kids. We had things that will forever remain a mystery to modern children.

Seriously, how do you explain to your kids the thrill of unwrapping a brand-new CD from your favorite band, when the MP3 format itself is already twice as old as they are? AdmiGram.com fondly recalls the charm of a ’90s childhood that today’s kids neither know nor comprehend.

20 ’90s Pleasures That Modern Kids Won’t Understand

20 '90s Pleasures That Modern Kids Won't Understand

Let’s dive in! How satisfying was it to wake up on a Saturday morning and scan the TV guide, trying to decide which cartoons to watch?

The thrill when we got permission to watch MTV because Dad’s game or Mom’s show hadn’t started yet.

The pleasure of turning the radio dial to catch your favorite FM station.

Our kids will never understand the sheer delight of successfully recording your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette, with the DJ never once interrupting with their voice!

20 '90s Pleasures That Modern Kids Won't Understand

Our excitement also skyrocketed when the TV guide announced the premiere of our favorite movie — even after we’d already watched it ten times in the theater.

It was a small miracle when our parents agreed to watch a VHS movie at home with us and drove to the video store to rent that beloved tape.

We’d go into town with them to drop off film and pick up printed photos, then arrange them in a photo album.

And while waiting in line, we happily spent our pocket money on arcade machines at the mall.

20 '90s Pleasures That Modern Kids Won't Understand

How do you describe the thrill of finding a Nintendo 64 or a PlayStation under the Christmas tree? Compare that to the dull, unimpressed look on your kids’ faces when they unbox the latest iPhone. Exactly.

They’ll also never understand the joy of composing a ringtone note by note on your first cellphone for your school crush, then hearing that melody play when they called.

Or the sweetness of a first relationship in a world where you had a monthly limit on text messages.

The excitement of blowing the dust off an old video game cartridge with a friend and finally getting it to load so you could play together.

20 '90s Pleasures That Modern Kids Won't Understand

What about the thrill of setting an alarm for 5 a.m. to line up early and buy the latest Harry Potter — and finally holding it in your hands!

And that alarm clock with its harsh metallic ring? Our kids would probably have a heart attack if it went off in the morning.

It was pure happiness when our parents allowed us just an hour of dial-up internet on weekends, and we’d sit there listening to the modem’s chirping and screeching.

Remember rushing home after school to chat in those early chat rooms with someone from anywhere in the world?

20 '90s Pleasures That Modern Kids Won't Understand

Or that feeling of watching a photo load bit by bit on the screen, slowly forming a magical mosaic?

We had special folders on our first computer for everything we downloaded from the internet, and we exchanged files using 3.5-inch floppy disks. Goodness, everything we needed for happiness back then fit on a single disk!

And to meet up with friends, all we had to do was spot each other on the street. We were real — not curated versions of ourselves like kids today on Instagram or TikTok.

We lived in an amazing time, full of genuine wonder. When we got together, we weren’t staring at our phone screens — we were looking at the most sincere smiles on each other’s faces.