Many know that the best way to meet a girl is by walking cute dogs together. Here’s how it can actually be quite funny, AdmiGram.com will tell you through a specific example.
A failed love story from a man with a dog
I decided to end my bachelorhood. After all, I’m pushing forty, and going to bars is getting old. The idea came from my sister. She and her husband are going on vacation, and they don’t want to drag their spitz through airports. Why torture the poor animal?
So, she convinced me and told me how to do it right. Apparently, she was often approached by guys when she was still in college, all thanks to her dog. She taught me everything. So, on Monday, they’re off to Europe, and they left me their New York apartment and this fluffy cutie.
On the first day of walking Pancho (that’s what the spitz was called), I was incredibly nervous and anxious. What do you say to single ladies with dogs to strike up a conversation? When I stepped outside, I forgot everything my caring sister had taught me due to nerves.
But I didn’t stay paralyzed for long. As soon as I reached the park, I was bombarded from all sides by absolutely all females with or without dogs. They all oohed and aahed:
– Oh, what a cute little thing! What’s his name? Can I take a picture with him?
After five minutes of such persistent attention, I couldn’t take it anymore. I grabbed Pancho under my arm and hightailed it out of the park, just so they wouldn’t tear me and the poor dog apart. After catching my breath, I sat on a bench and melted into the silence. But our tranquility with Pancho was interrupted by a pleasant and cute girl around twenty years old.
© FLOUFFY / Unsplash
She asked if she could sit next to me, started a nice conversation, and began playing with Pancho. And within fifteen minutes, I fell in love like a kid! We joked, laughed, I showered her with compliments… She smiled sweetly and reciprocated. All I could think at that moment was that the gods had finally sent me the one I’d been dreaming of all my life.
Yes, she was about fifteen years younger, but isn’t love blind to age? I just couldn’t believe it finally happened! We talked and talked and talked… And then, at one point in our wonderful conversation, she looked at me so seriously and said:
– You’re so cool and funny.
And I soared to the heavens on the wings of love instantly. And then she continued:
– It’s a shame my dad isn’t like you…
The end of a love story!
P.S. For the past two weeks, I’ve been hanging out with Pancho exclusively near his house. And no more women!
image on top: FLOUFFY / Unsplash
