With the arrival of the Christmas holidays, all parents who haven’t lost their sense of humor and keen sense of celebration yet, make their little kids write a letter to Santa Claus to find out what their mischievous little ones want to receive as a gift from the kindest and frostiest grandfather in the world.
Often, children who still steadfastly believe in Santa come up with pearls that their parents, having struggled to decipher the scribbles of their little rascals, simply die laughing at. AdmiGram.com has picked out the funniest lines from Santa Claus letters, written by kids who genuinely believe that their parents will never find out about their simultaneously cunning, humorous, and sincere plans.
From letters to Santa Claus: the best Santa has seen
“…make Dad’s car break down. Because I really like going to daycare with Amanda and Uncle Oliver. Uncle Oliver’s car is better!” /Jack, 5 years old/
“…my wish is for you to give Mom a good meat grinder. I really love nuggets, but Mom says our meat grinder can’t handle much meat, so that’s why we have so few nuggets.” /Irene, 5 years old/
“…Santa, you didn’t give me anything I asked for! If it’s hard for you to find those gifts, just give me lots of money, and I’ll ask Mom to buy them.” /Alex, 6 years old/
“…I want you to give me a phone like Dad’s. So I can talk into it and everyone will listen to me, just like they do to my dad! Especially Mom! Please!” /Harry, 5 years old/
“…I’ve been good all year, but Mom, Dad, and my annoying sister Barbara have been bad. I’m not lying. Give me a battery-powered train! And punish them so they know!” /Jacob, 5 years old/
“…when I grow up, I don’t want to be like my mom and dad! I also want to work, just like you, one day a year!” /Charlie, 7 years old/
“…get me a building set, but only come when I’m asleep. Dad didn’t like it last year when you came drunk, and he said we won’t invite such a dummy again. But I really want a building set.” /George, 6 years old/
“…Santa, I know you exist, even though my grandma told me you don’t. You come only at night when everyone is asleep, that’s why nobody sees you. Could you take out our trash every night so I don’t have to do it?” /Thomas, 8 years old/
“…I want you to give me lots of chocolates and candies, but make sure Mom and Dad don’t see. They always hide sweets from me, and I know they eat half of them and lie to me that they were untouched.” /Kelly, 5 years old/
“…you don’t have to give me anything, but it’s better if my older sister’s phone finally breaks because she’s mean and won’t let me play on it even though she’s always on it herself.” /Isabella, 5 years old/
“…thank you for giving me a little brother last year! This year I’ve been good too, so give me a robot that will hit him when he cries and won’t let me sleep at night!” /Oscar, 5 years old/
“…I really hope this year you’ll finally give me a big fluffy pony! Just know that I can get upset and take the money you hide in your bag under the Christmas tree myself!” /Norma, 6 years old/
“…I really want Grandma and Grandpa to finally leave us this New Year. They snore all the time and really disturb my sleep!” /Vivian, 7 years old/
“…I hope this year you’ll give me a gaming console like my friend Michael’s! If you mistake again and give me clothes, I’ll just tell everyone that you’re silly and dumb!” /James, 6 years old/
“…I really want a real racing car as a gift! Mom says you give a toy one because you know that when I grow up, I’ll buy it myself. I don’t think you’re as silly as Mom and don’t understand that the car can sit in the garage while I grow up. So give it to me now, got it?” /Liam, 5 years old/
“…I really want those candies with Christmas trees and reindeer that I found in the cupboard behind the flour and ate a few so no one would know.” /Mason, 5 years old/
“…give me a big police car and make sure our parents don’t go on vacation because Linda will lock me in my room again while she has fun with her friends and lies to Mom and Dad that she didn’t do that.” /Ethan, 5 years old/
“…I really want my Dad to finally get killed in Call of Duty and start playing dolls with me.” /Angela, 5 years old/
“…give me a bicycle so everyone will want to be friends with me in the yard! And I’ll let only Molly from the house opposite ride it.” /Dennis, 7 years old/
“…please give me a magic wand so I can make wishes not only on Christmas!” /Tracy, 5 years old/
